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YES!! I AM A QUITTER

So I have decided enough is enough!

I am so over going out on this island and drinking out of complete bordom. So I have decided to quit. Enough!! I decided I will only drink during social occasions, ie- BBQ at beach, wedding shower with the girls ect. Lets see how it goes!

4 days down!!!!

The new meaning of Date Rape

Ohhh my head!! Never again with the white wine! NEVER

One of my guy friends text me to see if I wanted to meet him for a drink. I usually do on Wednesdays, but today was different. I meet him at a resturant. I get there and say, should we sit at the bar, and he says, Oh I got us a table. Great! I just got suckered into a DATE! My most hated thing in the world. I now understand the term date rape....

So needless to say, I figured the best thing to do in this situation was to drink a bottle of wine, which turned into two, which turned into another resturant with more glasses of wine, which ultimatly turned into me waking up at 10:30 am when I was supposed to be at work at 9am. Which has now turned into my head pounding and throbing all at the same time...

BOOOOOOO!!!!! BOYS SUCK

Full Moon Weekend of Wackiness

I was telling my friend Roland that I was just so fricken bored with the same old same old. He gave me some advise that made sense, and let me know it was normal for me to be feeling like this at my age.. Then, Friday morning sends me a simple text:

BREAK THE NORM!

I really like that. The days that followed were anything but norm! From the house I slept at friday, to the missing of children, to meeting my cop crush, to beach party with new friends! anything but norm!

When i get more time I will go into detail. Because it was quite interesting and at time pretty amusing.... at least to me! :)

WHY!!??

Why do old people smell so bad? I have old people in and out of my office all day long, and I have found that when they reach the age of 70 and up, they start to smell. It is either a musty smell of death, or somthing like old denture smell. That is a smell that reminds me of my grandfather. I don't know what it is exactly. Maybe the glue that keeps their teeth in? Or maybe just fake teeth smell. Younger people don't smell like this! I have people 50-60 years old who smell young and fresh. Who knows, but I am sick of smelling old people!

Hummmm........

don't know how to find it either....

Fuckin Puzzle

This is the puzzle I just finished! It started a few months ago when my friend came to stay with me for a few days while she left her husband. I have never done a puzzle before, so I was pretty clueless. We started it on a small table, and as Antartica started to form, I saw that it was going to be way to big for this small table. After Antartica, and most of the borders and little of Russia was formed, my friend moved out, and puzzle construction came to a halt for about two months. It sat on my kitchen table mocking me. The instructions said that you should start with the oceans(they have every country written down, along with captial and population in alpabetical order). I tried that and it really didn't work, so I gave up for a while longer. Then, one morning I was laying in bed (I hate getting out of my soft bed in the morning) and I decided enough was enough! The puzzle needs to be finished, or put away forever!!

So I went out that night, not sure where or how, and ran into a friend of mine. (boy) I have know this person for long long time, party kine friend. So we were party party disco disco, and he came to my house. I showed him the puzzle and said how I need to finish or be done forever with this fucking puzzle because the sight of it day in and day out is making me feel like a loser more and more. He informs me that he loves puzzles and in fact is very good at them. I tell him about the ocean theory, and he says no no no. That is all wrong, you must start with the countries and move out to the oceans. I said WELLLLL that makes more sence to me, so before you know it, the 20% finished puzzle went to 75% in a few hours. This then gave me the confidence and drive to finish what I call the FUCKIN PUZZLE!

I learned so much from this whole experiance tho. Not only geography, but a lot about life in general. Life is a giant puzzle that sometime the answers and solutions are right in front of you, but you are just looking at it the wrong way. If I didn't have my friend show me a different perspective, I never would have finished. Now that I have, I am soooo happy!! hehe WHOOP

May I introduce you to....................................




FUCKIN PUZZLE!!!!!!!!!!

Hello

Well........ Patricia said I should start a blog. Knowing nothing about this, I figure why not. I have some random stories and happenings in life that may or maynot be interesting. But at least I can look back a remember what I did in the past..... because sometimes I forget! haha

I think it is funny that I start on Friday the 13th!! haha